kylejamessmith:

"If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward then, brother, that person is a piece of shit. And I’d like to get as many of them out in the open as possible. You gotta get together and tell yourself stories that violate every law of the universe just to get through the goddamn day? What’s that say about your reality?"~ Rust Cohle, True Detective

kylejamessmith:

"If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward then, brother, that person is a piece of shit. And I’d like to get as many of them out in the open as possible. You gotta get together and tell yourself stories that violate every law of the universe just to get through the goddamn day? What’s that say about your reality?"

~ Rust Cohle, True Detective

communitynbc:

Always
Be
Cageing.

I really hope the script called for “Nicolas Cage noises” and this is what Danny Pudi came up with.

communitynbc:

Always

Be

Cageing.

I really hope the script called for “Nicolas Cage noises” and this is what Danny Pudi came up with.

nbacooldudes:

Dirk Nowitzki scores his 26,711th points, passing Oscar Robertson for 10th all-time, in the Mavericks’ 95-83 win over the Jazz. (04/08/14)

Good-looking GIF, but I’m pretty sure Dirk broke the barrier at the beginning of the 4th quarter on a Vince Carter-assisted three-pointer.

nbacooldudes:

Dirk Nowitzki scores his 26,711th points, passing Oscar Robertson for 10th all-time, in the Mavericks’ 95-83 win over the Jazz. (04/08/14)

Good-looking GIF, but I’m pretty sure Dirk broke the barrier at the beginning of the 4th quarter on a Vince Carter-assisted three-pointer.

Is Gwyneth Paltrow Asshole of the Day?

assholeofday:

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Is Gwyneth Paltrow asshole of the day for saying it’s harder to be a superstar-mom than being a working-mom?

Gwyneth Paltrow inadvertently sparked a global working-mom revolt with her comments about how hard it is to juggle motherhood with the lifestyle of a globe-trotting superstar…

More like the Asshole of Everyday

This is, by far, my favorite bit on the Simpsons: Homer having dialog with his own brain, which seems a little bit smarter than he is.

(Source: heybarto)

thifyouwill:

shitloadsofwrestling:

WWE United States Champion Zack Ryder, WWE Champion CM Punk, and WWE World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan [2011]
On the night that followed WWE TLC in 2011, WWE Champion CM Punk introduced the new WWE United States and World Heavyweight Champions, Zack Ryder and Daniel Bryan (respectively). This was a time when the WWE Universe was completely satisfied with all of the title holders, as Beth Phoenix was the Divas Champion, Cody Rhodes was the Intercontinental Champion, Air Boom (Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne) were the WWE Tag Team Champions.

I was here live. Great moment.

Miss you, Relevant Zack Ryder. :-(

thifyouwill:

shitloadsofwrestling:

WWE United States Champion Zack Ryder, WWE Champion CM Punk, and WWE World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan [2011]

On the night that followed WWE TLC in 2011, WWE Champion CM Punk introduced the new WWE United States and World Heavyweight Champions, Zack Ryder and Daniel Bryan (respectively). This was a time when the WWE Universe was completely satisfied with all of the title holders, as Beth Phoenix was the Divas Champion, Cody Rhodes was the Intercontinental Champion, Air Boom (Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne) were the WWE Tag Team Champions.

I was here live. Great moment.

Miss you, Relevant Zack Ryder. :-(